The perks of being successful

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I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to go to the ball with me...
Harry, I'm sorry but someone's already asked me. And well, I've, I've said I'll go with him.

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"Well let me tell you something, mister. If I had her money, I’d be richer than she is. Because I’d keep my candy store. Old Sally Tomato — that’s my candy store! I’d always keep Sally."

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(Fuente: tinarannosaurus, vía pizza)

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Get to know me meme[3/5] favorite relationships: Brangelina
" I’ll talk to my family. I talk to Brad Pitt. … I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to. He is really the only person I talk to."

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So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen
At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.
Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”